TOKENOMICS
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LP Locked
Fully Renounced
GET A WALLET
Download and install MetaMask (browser extension or mobile app). Create your wallet and back up your seed phrase somewhere your mom won't find it. You'll use it on the Base network to buy $COOMER.
LOAD UP ON ETH
Buy ETH on any exchange (Coinbase, Binance, Kraken, etc.) and send it to your MetaMask wallet. Bridge ETH to Base if you need to — that's your ammo for the swap. Don't fumble it.
BUY $COOMER
Open Uniswap on the Base network. Paste the $COOMER contract address from this site and swap your ETH for $COOMER. Don't see the token? Connect MetaMask to Base and try again.
ADD $COOMER TO YOUR WALLET
Add the $COOMER contract address to your wallet and your tokens will appear. Welcome to the cult. You are now officially a certified degen.
$COOMER Contract Address
0xcC48ABA8c088bC4c7AA0D52a41258ad04F85071a
Coomer's Basement
COOMER'S LORE
